I’ve never felt so emotional or hormonal ever. I have so much shit to say and freaking Chicago is like MIA right now. I’m going to take a muscle relaxer, shower, calm down, and wait for him to come calm me down and say the words he knows to say to make me chill the fuck out

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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somecutewhiteboy:

Young God

fromtheashirise:

honestly the best way to deal with negative thoughts is by going to cvs and getting a bunch of twizzlers, then laying in bed with freshly-shaved legs so they feel all smooth under the covers and marathoning cosmos a spacetime journey

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